Monday, November 19, 2012

Naughty is His Middle Name


List of things I never thought I'd say that I've said today:

  • Stop putting your foot in the poop.
  • Come here, please. I am allowed to clean throw up off of you.
  • 'No' means the opposite of funny. (When I say "no" in a serious voice, it always elicits a laugh.)
  • Hang on, I'm just going to get that booger out for you.
  • Please stop trying to eat my face. You're getting slobber all over me.
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