I have driven to my little temp job twice now. Guess how many parking tickets I've gotten since I've been at this temp job.
If you guessed two, you're right!
Admittedly, both times were totally my fault; I just wasn't paying attention, but Dude, it still totally sucks.
For the record, these two little beauties represent 2/3 of ALL the parking tickets I've ever gotten in my life.
Also for the record, I'm not telling Chuk about either one of them!