I just had a million dollar idea: Make a toothpaste that tastes like the Thin Mint girl scout cookie. My toothpaste already has a good minty flavor, so they'd just have to add some chocolate flavor, and not a gross, fake-y chocolate flavor either, but something that genuinely tastes like a Thin Mint. I'd buy it. Wouldn't you? That way, when you had a cookie craving, you could just brush your teeth instead of eating. You'd reduce your calories and improve your oral health. It's a win-win. Someone, please, go create this. Send me some free tubes as compensation for running with my idea.
P.S. I totally invented 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner when I was 7 years old. I was in the bathtub and I mixed shampoo and conditioner together in my hands before putting it on my hair and my mom said it wouldn't work, but it did. Then Pert Plus came out and I was like, "You owe me at least a million dollars."