Me: If you ever watered a plant at our house I might die of shock.
Chuk: We don't even have plants any more.
Me: What are you talking about? Yes, we do.
Chuk: Well, I don't know where they are.
Me: In our living room. [Sigh]
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Chuk: I have an idea. Since we can't go swimming tonight, let's take a walk. There's lots of stuff on the curb for bulk pickup.
Me: Ok. Do you think I should put on pants? I haven't shaved my legs in like a week.
Chuk: No. I can't even tell from here.
Me: Awesome.
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Chuk: I heard a good joke on NPR today. What did the reviewer say about the new restaurant on the moon?
Me: I don't know.
Chuk: The food was good, but the place lacked atmosphere. [Laughs]
Me: You thought that was a good joke?
Chuk: Yeah. I'm going to download the podcast so I can hear the rest of the jokes.
Love it!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, the atmosphere joke? That's totally something I would say. :) Hehe.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome! My favorite is Chuk's comment about your legs not being shaved. Does he have a brother? (Lol...kidding.)
ReplyDeleteSo, I kinda thought that the moon joke was funny. =). Here's my new favorite: What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI!
ReplyDeleteLOL those were pretty funny! Thanks for the follow ~ and my two tats are a teddy bear and four leaf clover that says lucky me hehe. no I'm not Irish I just thought it was cool about 15 years ago!
ReplyDeleteNow following back
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