Last night, after I had gone to bed, my husband ate 2/3 of a wheel of brie. I don't even know how to respond to it.
"Dude, do you know how much brie costs?"
"Do you realize how much saturated fat is in cheese? It was nice knowing you."
"Were you actually hungry, or just bored?"
I'll probably just let it slide though. Living with other people never gets less weird.